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Recent Game Reviews
Christmas Catcher
Rated 2 / 5 stars December 4, 2005
uh... okay
I'm sure it's just that I didn't get it... but... the game lasted fourteen seconds because I kept dying. I guess it shows promise, but try something more original.
Russian Affairs
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 7, 2004
Almost
You know, this was actually kind of neat. My favourite part was when I got killed. Especially since when I respawned, they would shoot me twice more and I'd be dead again! And then I respawned, and guess what? I died again! In less than two seconds!
Awesome. Dying is my favourite thing.
Ever.
Football Game
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars June 19, 2001
Waste of time
This is a waste of time. It's a silly game with no point whatsoever. Do yourself a favour, and hit the back button.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars December 4, 2005
.....
you can do better. I've seen it.
i suppose this was an early work, but still.
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 4, 2005
Absolutely delightful
I must say I was pleasantly surprised. Judging by the title I was expecting little -- so many disappointments in the past from such subjects. But this was extremely impressive.
Excellent choice for BG music -- nice work including original MM2 sounds and music as well. Animation was extremely impressive; I particularly liked in the middle when you simulated a camera's focus aperture.
I'd keep reviewing, but I'd rather go check if you have other submissions.
*goes to do just that*
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars December 4, 2005
....what?
.....what?
I mean... that was neat and all, but...
....what?
If this is what I make of it, I guess that makes it nothing, since I can't make anything out of it. Still, entertainment is entertainment, and not all art speaks to everybody.