Score: 1

"....."

submission: Global Warming!

date: December 4, 2005

you can do better. I've seen it.

i suppose this was an early work, but still.

Score: 10

"Absolutely delightful"

submission: Mega Man vs. Quick Man

date: December 4, 2005

I must say I was pleasantly surprised. Judging by the title I was expecting little -- so many disappointments in the past from such subjects. But this was extremely impressive.

Excellent choice for BG music -- nice work including original MM2 sounds and music as well. Animation was extremely impressive; I particularly liked in the middle when you simulated a camera's focus aperture.

I'd keep reviewing, but I'd rather go check if you have other submissions.

*goes to do just that*

Score: 7

"....what?"

submission: Monothematic

date: December 4, 2005

.....what?

I mean... that was neat and all, but...

....what?

If this is what I make of it, I guess that makes it nothing, since I can't make anything out of it. Still, entertainment is entertainment, and not all art speaks to everybody.

Score: 4

"uh... okay"

submission: Christmas Catcher

date: December 4, 2005

I'm sure it's just that I didn't get it... but... the game lasted fourteen seconds because I kept dying. I guess it shows promise, but try something more original.

Score: 5

"Enh."

submission: Lemming Time

date: December 4, 2005

I've seen better. The animation is smooth and well-done, I'll give you that.... but nothing happened. Animations need either plot or randomness, and this had neither.

Score: 5

"Almost"

submission: Russian Affairs

date: November 7, 2004

You know, this was actually kind of neat. My favourite part was when I got killed. Especially since when I respawned, they would shoot me twice more and I'd be dead again! And then I respawned, and guess what? I died again! In less than two seconds!

Awesome. Dying is my favourite thing.

Ever.

Score: 5

"...?"

submission: Penguin FUNK #3

date: June 25, 2001

what... the... HELL was this?

granted, a lot of work. But... what's the POINT?

Score: 10

"Original, funny"

submission: Plumpen Episode 2

date: June 25, 2001

This could easily be the best portal entry I've seen yet. Possibly even better than Xiao Xiao, just because it's so funny. The thing is that you don't know what's happening... it surprised me more than once, and was always funny. A true gem, far superior to episode one. Get your ass moving on episode three!

Score: 5

"Disappointing"

submission: Plumpen Episode 1

date: June 25, 2001

I clicked on Plumpen Ep. 2 as a random portal entry, and after seeing that, I deicded to watch episode one. It was a true disappointment. This one is just some guy chasing after a chicken. If you want funny, go watch episode two.

Score: 0

"Listen to the author."

submission: Mission to the Men's Room

date: June 25, 2001

Listen to the author. He says "You probably don't want to watch this."

he's right. It's just bad, BAD scatalogical humour.

If you like shit and piss jokes -- BAD ones, at that -- then watch.